Written by James Bourne/Pete Woodroffe/Charlie Grant

Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
Promise me when you scream, you fake it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
You fell for every single line I gave him
I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one (Holly, I'm the one)

So maybe I should just go home now
And let you have your fun
It doesn't make it any easier
I live across the street but one
If that clown, lets you down
Holly, you know where to come

Guess I could have been the guy to get the girl
Guess I could have been the one to rock your world
But I'm not, so I've got to face it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He's just a fraud cause I'm the guy who made him
I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one

Who can't believe you're at my door?
Cause he confessed that he'd been cheating
Suddenly, a chance for me, to tell the secret I'd been keeping
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one

You said you valued his integrity, and honesty is rare
He swore to you he'd never cheat again, he cried and said he cared
Well, he's a jerk, because it worked

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He used to be my best friend, now I hate him
And it sucks that he won, cause he's a dick and you're amazing
I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one
Holly, I'm the one